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LOS ANGELES – Months after drawing attention to her oversized talents in last November’s Paper Magazine, yet another story concerning Kim Kardashian and her very large ass has muscled its way into the American consciousness. A story this big was bound to spread from coast to coast – from stem to stern as it were – Kardashian style.
While enjoying a play date with daughter North West at a Los Angeles petting zoo, Reality TV star, social media personality, model and world famous human Kim Kardashian reportedly stumbled and fell, severely spraining her ankle.
“Mrs. West was wearing high heels which isn’t really allowed,” said ‘Ride ‘Em Cowboy’ Kiddie Ranch animal handler Sydney Greenstreet. “I asked her to change her shoes, but she didn’t want to because they didn’t match her outfit. She booked time with us for a mommy-daughter playdate and I didn’t want to spoil things, so I didn’t ask her again to change her shoes.”
Ride ‘Em Cowboy owner Mary Astor said the accident would never have occurred if normal protocol were followed. “We have a sign as you enter clearly stating acceptable and non-acceptable footwear allowed in our Li’l Roundup Corral. High heels are most definitely not recommended.” For those clients who do not have proper footwear, “loaner” shoes are provided.
Breaking Kardashian’s fall was ‘Haystacks’, a 6-year old miniature donkey. “Kim specifically asked for the largest ass we had, and Haystacks is the largest one we’ve got,” said Greenstreet. “It’s all part of a commercial she’s doing for us with her baby. She said it was North’s first professional endorsement job!”
According to Greenstreet, after tripping over a clump of hay and manure, Kardashian’s elbow slammed into Haystacks, bruising the large animal in the shank – injuries on-site veterinarian Barton MacLane said were not life-threatening. “The ass was most definitely bruised, but after a few days’ rest, she should be back up on her feet. She’s the biggest and oldest ass we’ve ever had here. She’ll be fine.”
Filming of the new commercial endorsements featuring North, the toddler daughter Kardashian shares with recording artist, songwriter, director, entrepreneur, painter, record producer, and fashion designer Kanye West, is postponed until Kardashian recovers from her injuries.
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