By Nigel J. Covington III
Editor-in-Chief

Riccardo Tisci (L) Outs Kanye West (R) As His Former Butt Lover Before Kicking Kanye To The Curb

Sidebar: “If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility” – Kanye West at the MTV EMAs, November 2006.

<NationalReport> So far 2013 has not been kind to rapper Kanye West. The Grammy Award-winning rapper is reported to be “checked into the Heartbreak Hotel” after word got out that his alleged “secret” love affair with the dashing “openly gay” Givenchy fashion designer Riccardo Tisci, ended abruptly after Tisci recently dumped the foul mouthed egotistical rapper.

With Kim Kardashian’s baby shower scheduled just 10 days from now, getting the news of Kanye’s clandestine meetings with Tisci to enjoy hot pounding fecal-fetish sex on the eve of the celebration of the birth of her and Kayne’s supposed love child couldn’t have come at a worse time.

Kanye West (L) Photographed With “Bryanboy” Gay Fashion Critic

According to Jacky Jasper, Hollywood Street King and music insider West and Tisci have been dating since 2011, revealing the relationship as the reason behind Kanye’s “Nigga’s in Paris” extended stay in Europe.

Jasper states… “Riccardo was the designer for Kanye’s first tour. He and Kanye were hard core butt buddies since they first met.” Riccardo reportedly got tired of Kanye’s charades, and claims he is happily dating a new young hunky model these days.

What does a narcissistic man with a deep rooted God Complex do when his over inflated ego continually writes checks the wannabe gangster rapper can’t cash? The biggest reason Kanye has failed to find his niche in the music industry is because his music is not genuine. Kanye has about as much credibility as a wannabe white wigger rapper from the suburbs.

Kanye’s God Complex and His Excessive Self-Centered Conceit Defines His Music

Clearly West’s passion for ghetto rap dominates much of his music, but without gangster street cred his music is just pathetic.

Though his parents divorced when West was three years-old both were successful and West was raised in an upper middle-class environment attending Polaris High School in suburban Oak Lawn, Illinois. 

Enjoying a life of privilege, at 10 years-old Kanye and his mother Dr. Donda West, a Professor of English at Clark Atlanta University, and the Chair of the English Department at Chicago State University, moved to Nanjing, China, where his mother was teaching at Nanjing University as part of an exchange program.

It was a tough break for Kanye to be born of respectable and educated parents. To be able to travel at a young age and experience other people and their culture. To live in quiet and safe neighborhoods with good schools; never knowing the want of food, water, ammunition or other necessities.

West’s fate to be the black child who beat the odds of being born in an American ghetto to a crack addicted mother and whose father is uncertain would by most standards be seen as a blessing. But for a man whose soul soars when hearing and performing gangster rap having been born of an affluent family, living in respectable neighborhoods and attending excellent schools was an unholy curse.

Kanye Likes To Play The Black Gangster Bad-Ass Street Rapper But Its All Part Of The Act

Now that Kanye has been outed as a raging cross-dressing queen whatever chance he had to sell his persona as a gangster street rapper is over. Many in the music industry believe Kayne’s vision of being a rap artist has ruined him, but cite if he changed his genre to show tunes, or Broadway hits he may still have a future in the music industry.

For more: http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/kanye-west-heartbroken-dumped-by-riccardo-tisci/

By Nigel J. Covington III
Editor-in-Chief

Wannabe Bad-Ass Ghetto Street Gangster Rapper Kanye West (R) Seen in Happier Times With Lover Riccardo Tisci (L)

<National Report> Six days ago the news broke of wannabe ghetto rapper Kanye West’s, homosexual relationship with Givenchy fashion designer Riccardo Tisci. It was shocking news since Kim Kardashian’s baby shower for her and allegedly Kanye’s child was only 10 days away. Now with the baby shower just days away many are asking what will become of the tormented couple and their unwanted throw-away half-breed child?

Hollywood Street King and music insider Jacky Jasper, reported last week that Tisci was the big gay fashion designer used on Kanye’s first tour, adding, “He (Tisci) and Kanye were hard core butt buddies,” who’ve been quietly carrying on their secret love affair since 2011. Jasper stated Tisci outed and dumped the gay wannabe ghetto street rapper 10 days ago because he “got tired of Kanye’s charades.”

Though it remains unconfirmed, sources close to the dashing fashion designer claim Kayne is a passive bondage bottom who really enjoys taking it in his high mileage, blown out feces dump hole while being humiliated, spat upon and generally used as an ashtray. No comment from Kanye by press time today.

Kanye (L) is Seen Pounding Down a Bottle of Hennessy Cognac, the Preferred Drink of Ghetto Gang Negroes. But its All Just Part of Kanye’s Act

West’s music is strongly interwoven with gangster rap beats and offensive lyrics which is designed to reflect the image Kanye has been so desperately trying to sell for years; that he is a street thug gangster from the hood.

Sadly Kanye’s lack of knowledge of living on the street, of the gangster lifestyle, or even just how to be black flies in the face of real world experience. It is the reason so many music critics and potential fans find Kanye’s music lame and not genuine.

As those looking into the Gay-Kanye Sex-Scandal report the wannabe rapper from the suburbs, like Kardashian, have both remained silent about the news since it went public. But Tisci’s friends and associates are talking however. And now the biggest question being asked is… Just how far did Kanye go with gay media fashion whore “Bryanboy,” and how many other men have pounded the performer between the cheeks?

Kanye (L) Seen With Gay Media Fashion Whore “Bryanboy” (R) Who Some Believe Gave Kanye a Brutal Ass Pounding. Regardless Bryanboy Doesn’t Help Sell the Rappers Bad-Boy Image.

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For more details from Hollywood Street King Jacky Jasper you can link to his story here: http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/kanye-west-heartbroken-dumped-by-riccardo-tisci/

Black Folks Love Fried Chicken & Hennessy’s

By Nigel J. Covington III

Editor-in-Chief

<National Report> We all know how much colored folks love their fried chicken, and how much Kanye loves his Hennessey. Yesterday, two days before Kim Kardashian’s baby shower for her and Kanye’s love child, she ignored the ongoing Kanye gay sex scandal that went public less than 2 weeks ago to cook the wannabe rapper’s favorite meal… fried chicken!

Kim said she made her “famous soul food meal for my babe,” during a 23 second video showing Kim cooking with others in the kitchen which was posted on Keek.com. You can link to the video here: http://www.keek.com/KimKardashian/keeks/ydyocab.

Kanye West (L) With French Designer & Lover Riccardo Tesci

Eleven days ago news broke that Kanye had checked into the Heartbreak Hotel after his alleged former French butt-lover and well known drag queen designer Riccardo Tesci, publicly stated he was ending his hot passionate love affair with Kanye which began in 2011, adding he is currently dating a hot “hunky” stud. Tesci said he broke off their secret affair because he was tired of Kanye’s “charades.”

According to Keek.com, Kardashian said, “I’m making fried chicken, sweet potato soufflé, green beans, mac and cheese, and my mom made brownies!” Kim then opens the oven to show her rising soufflés in the oven, saying, “Look at this! DELISH!”

Called the most narcissistic, conceited and gayest musical performer since Liberace, wannabe gangster rapper Kanye has remained silent about his sudden and unexpected break up with boyfriend-lover Tesci.

For more on the Kanye-Tesci butt-lover scandal you can link here: http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/kanye-west-heartbroken-dumped-by-riccardo-tisci/

The placenta is not muscle, it is an organ. Organ cuisine is called Offal cuisine because it is made from the byproducts of a process, in this case popping out a baby.

(National Report) – Congratulations to Kim and Kanye, on the birth of their new baby girl, confirmed by US magazine.

It has been said that the way to man’s heart is through his stomach. What better way to say “Thanks for implanting this beautiful baby in my woman cradle” than with a homemade dish of placenta? After a certain expectant young socialite and reality star birthed the Kanye West love child, there is little doubt that cooking up some love for the baby daddy is tops on her list of KanDo’s.

The Armenian star has said she is interested in eating the placenta for beauty enhancement.

Placenta jerky is one way to take advantage of the stringy placenta texture. It also yields enough jerky to share with friends and family!

The eating of human flesh is largely taboo. So is putting curtain grommets in the ears, but that doesn’t stop a lot of people. Many customs that once were thought of as just wrong are being championed by some group, even eating the placenta.

Several of the pro-placenta eating websites gently prod the hormonal mom with guilt over the decision to forego eating temporary birth organs. Many mention the benefits of vitamin B6 which can help with postpartum depression, which is something that really needs a Doctor’s care, and not Doctor Hannibal Lecter.

Placenta Cobbler a La Mode! warm cinnamon and creamy scoops made from those precious first drops of breast milk is something many new moms add to their facebook updates before leaving the hospital!

Chocolate covered placenta bits are not only nutrient dense, it’s covered in chocolate!

The placenta is an organ that is expelled by a woman after giving birth. It has springy chewy texture that is similar to a heart but it is more sponge-like. Human placenta has a taste similar to chicken liver. Most women are unaware of the benefits of eating placenta but many mothers enjoy eating their own placenta after birth because of the benefits it is capable of giving. Eating placenta is common to other cultures and to the animal kingdom. In many countries consuming placenta is socially acceptable because it is known to be rich in vitamins and minerals and particularly in vitamin B6 which is known to fight depression. – PlacentaRecipes.net

It Sounds Offal Because It Is Awful

The placenta is not muscle, it is an organ. Organ cuisine is called Offal cuisine because it is made from the byproducts of a process, in this case popping out a baby.

The placenta is a temporary organ that grows within the womb and nourishes the baby. It also acts as a waste filter. For people that clean a fish tank by licking the filter, eating a placenta seems natural, although it isn’t algae that the placenta is filtering.

Another example of offal cuisine is soup from the rendered trimmings from the leather making process. Shoe soup anyone?

The internet has a lot of information on the benefits of eating placenta. One of the more casual reasons for eating placenta is the fact many animals eat the placenta to re-absorb nutrients for recovery. Many animals also eat their own young and run around tonguing their own genitals instead of using toilet paper, does that mean humans should too?

The practice seems a little degrading in that context, yet perfect for Hollywood.

Many of these birth experience trends are just silly nonsense made up by wiccans and fruity crystal worshiping Sierra club members. They are mean girls in hemp skirts out to push and shove a Christian woman when she’s at her most vulnerable.

It Is Speculated Kanye’s Chipmunk Genetics Could Be To Blame For The Baby’s Heinous Deformities

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<NationalReport>It has been many moons since Kim Kardashian spread her ample thighs and excreted the female suckling spawn awkwardly dubbed “North West” into the world. It has been assumed that Kim along with the child’s sire, perpetually enraged ebony chipmunk Kanye West are just waiting for the publication offering the most cash before they unveil their living breathing genetic melange, but inside sources reveal that there is a more nefarious reason why the child has not been seen by the public nearly two months after it’s birth…

“The baby… It’s unbelievably ugly” confides an undisclosed source whom was present at the child’s viewing shortly after it’s birth. “I mean, I know that’s a horrible thing to say right? But really it’s the truth. They are absolutely devastated because they expected this cherubic vision of perfection in their child, but what they got was more like Quasimodo”…

The National Report Has It On Good Authority That This Is A Legitimate Photo Of Baby North West Taken Shortly After Her Birth

The source who wishes to remain anonymous also added that Kim and Kanye are seeking to correct this mishap and have been shopping around for plastic surgeons who are willing to spruce up their frightful offspring’s looks before they thrust it violently into the spotlight in order to soak up as much money as they possibly can.

“Obviously this child is a potential source of revenue, and we all know how much Kim loves money and attention. She basically lives for it. To have been cursed with such a hideous child is like the ultimate slap in the face from god himself.”

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(West Hollywood, CA) – Since the cancellation of Chelsea Handler’s E! show, ‘Chelsea Lately’, the foul-mouthed comedienne can be found scalding retinas en masse on Instagram. The soulless hussy has recently taken to posting a slew of topless photographs that blatantly disregard the free-to-use image sharing site’s ToS.

Handler, whose career is fading as fast as her looks, claims to be protesting patriarchal double standards by bombarding Instagram with dozens of wretch-inducing images. This, however, is merely a grotesque veil for the desperate tactics of a woman whose novelty has long since expired. Despite these glaring truths, nothing can detour the haggard narcissistic from reaching degrading new depths in order to obtain the media attention she so ferociously craves.

“Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius.”
Joan Rivers-

Chelsea is no stranger to using her body to secure comedy gigs. A sultry flick depicting Handler with an unidentified male was being shopped around to various adult film studios in 2012. Handler finally addressed the video, admitting that it was created for use in one of her comedy audition tapes. Because that’s supposed to be, you know, funny? I find it far more likely that Chelsea was advertising the perks one could expect if they were to book her atrocious comedy act.

The female comedian is currently knocking down 40’s door, and looking far worse the wear. The damage done by alcoholism is evident in her raspy voice, and face that’s reminiscent of a dry creak bed. Surely, a cheaper alternative to attending one of Handler’s stand up events is braving the drunken yammering of virtually any war-torn, booze-soaked Southern California trollop.

It’s quite likely these lascivious images are the death throes of Handler’s career; One final hideous and embarrassing farewell before her naked body can no longer sustain a career. And that, ladies and gentleman, is a prospect we can all look forward to.

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<National Report>Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian family empire, is reportedly outraged at InTouch Magazine after photoshopping lipstick onto the lips of a picture of her ex-husband, former Olympic champion Bruce Jenner. “It’s not his shade,” fumed Kris. “They got it all wrong. Those rags always get it wrong!”

Rumors of Jenner’s unconfirmed plans for upcoming sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female) have bounced around Hollywood for years – charges Kris has always denied. “Yeah, well let’s all forget about that ratings bait for the moment. This magazine cover is all about optics, and I would never, ever have chosen that shade of lipstick for my husband. Remember all that oil that was on Kim’s rear end last November? That was all me, from champagne glass to canola oil – from stem to stern – that was all my doing!”

Known as a micromanager, Kris juggles television producing and management duties for her four children with OJ Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian – Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and Robert – and her three children with Jenner – Kendall, Kylie and Krustie.

“She’s knows exactly what she wants, and what she wants is not this,” according to gossip columnist Liz Smythe. “Everything down to the last detail is planned. Even the spontaneous scenes for the reality shows have rigidly-timed rehearsals.”

At present, the Kardashians occupy several time slots on the E! cable channel including, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney & Khloé Take the Hamptons, Life with Kylie and Kendall, and 19 Kardashians and Kounting. “It’s a kooky schedule,” said Smythe, “but Kris knows what she’s doing!”

“Whether or not Bruce is undergoing reassignment surgery is totally irrelevant,” says Kris. “Always keep ‘em guessing, I say. ‘Sell the sizzle, not the steak’ is what my ex-husband told me when we first met at the Sizzler where I was working. I’ve never forgotten that, and I know I never will.”

InTouch has no plans to alter or change the upcoming magazine cover.

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LOS ANGELES – Months after drawing attention to her oversized talents in last November’s Paper Magazine, yet another story concerning Kim Kardashian and her very large ass has muscled its way into the American consciousness. A story this big was bound to spread from coast to coast – from stem to stern as it were – Kardashian style.

While enjoying a play date with daughter North West at a Los Angeles petting zoo, Reality TV star, social media personality, model and world famous human Kim Kardashian reportedly stumbled and fell, severely spraining her ankle.

“Mrs. West was wearing high heels which isn’t really allowed,” said ‘Ride ‘Em Cowboy’ Kiddie Ranch animal handler Sydney Greenstreet. “I asked her to change her shoes, but she didn’t want to because they didn’t match her outfit. She booked time with us for a mommy-daughter playdate and I didn’t want to spoil things, so I didn’t ask her again to change her shoes.”

Ride ‘Em Cowboy owner Mary Astor said the accident would never have occurred if normal protocol were followed. “We have a sign as you enter clearly stating acceptable and non-acceptable footwear allowed in our Li’l Roundup Corral. High heels are most definitely not recommended.” For those clients who do not have proper footwear, “loaner” shoes are provided.

Breaking Kardashian’s fall was ‘Haystacks’, a 6-year old miniature donkey. “Kim specifically asked for the largest ass we had, and Haystacks is the largest one we’ve got,” said Greenstreet. “It’s all part of a commercial she’s doing for us with her baby. She said it was North’s first professional endorsement job!”

According to Greenstreet, after tripping over a clump of hay and manure, Kardashian’s elbow slammed into Haystacks, bruising the large animal in the shank – injuries on-site veterinarian Barton MacLane said were not life-threatening. “The ass was most definitely bruised, but after a few days’ rest, she should be back up on her feet. She’s the biggest and oldest ass we’ve ever had here. She’ll be fine.”

Filming of the new commercial endorsements featuring North, the toddler daughter Kardashian shares with recording artist, songwriter, director, entrepreneur, painter, record producer, and fashion designer Kanye West, is postponed until Kardashian recovers from her injuries.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Despite his unscripted remarks in which President Obama referred to the popular rapper as a “jackass” following Kanye West’s storming of the stage at 2009’s VMA awards, the White House is set to announce the appointment of Mr. West to succeed current NEA Chairman, Jane Chu, later this year.

Press Secretary Josh Earnest is honestly quoted as saying “What the NEA needs now, more than ever, is a figure who is unafraid of the spotlight, comfortable with controversy, able to stack money, and knows how to ‘Respect Artistry.’ The White House feels Mr. West exemplifies these qualities.”

The NEA has been under congressional fire due to the ambiguous nature of it’s mission statement:  “Supporting excellence in arts” or whatever that means.

In 1981 President Ronald Reagan made plans to dismantle the agency but was convinced by fellow actor Charlton Heston to allow the endowment to continue. “Mr. President, don’t be a damn dirty ape.” said Heston on the Capitol Mall.

In the 1990’s, with controversial grants awarded to projects that Congressman Jessie Helms didn’t think were art when he saw them, the NEA’s budget was reduced dramatically to pre-civil war amounts. Only during the Obama administration have funding levels returned to normal, costing the American tax payer twenty five cents per year.

In a joint press conference with Beck and Taylor Swift,  Mr. West was asked, if confirmed, when he would be able to take the post, he responded “Don’t worry, Imma let Chu finish.” before flipping off the rest of the reporters, dropping all seven microphones, and walking off stage.

Reactions on the Hill have been mixed and not necessarily along party lines. Senator Ted Cruz is a huge fan of Mr. West’s early LPs when auto-tune and compression weren’t as heavily used giving the artist more of an “urban feel” and also believes Kanye and wife Kim are perfect crusaders for his family values platform. Former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, expressed her squeamishness with fish sticks.

The reaction within the entertainment community was celebratory with friends Jay Z and Beyonce dropping new albums over the three day weekend, Yeezus water bottles being passed out at Coachella, and wife Kim Kardashian tweeting “Call me the next Mapplethump” #blackandwhitephotosthatmightactuallybreaktheinternet.

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CONWAY, Ark. – Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee apparently is no fan of the popular fashion and weight loss trend known as “waist training and “waist cinching”, in which corsets and other torso altering apparatuses are worn for hours at a time to achieve the highly sought after “hourglass” figure.

Sources say Huckabee has condemned celebrities Kim Kardashian and other “immoral Hollywood practitioners”, because “they place the image of the self above that of our Creator, and by promoting deviation away from traditional and proper conservative dress, abortion rates are on the rise.”

“The medical facts bear me out on this,” said Huckabee. “Doctors tell me that heat is generated up under the foundation garment which makes the water reduce down, which is what they want for their weight loss. That is an outward expression of vanity and pride. The data I’ve seen proves that these morally corrupt underclothes severely constrict the female reproductive organs. Now it follows that if a woman is with child and wishes to terminate a pregnancy, perhaps to keep her figure, or perhaps out of convenience, that heinous act could be achieved when these restrictive corsets are pulled tighter and tighter, often in the privacy of their own home. This is another surreptitious way for the pro-abortion crowd over there in Hollywood to oppose the 20-week abortion ban, and promote their agenda.”

Fans and followers of the trend dismiss Huckabee’s claims, calling them unsubstantiated, absurd, and in the words of Carol June Hovick, owner of Carol’s Custom Corsets of Conway, “crazy.”

“I respect that the former Governor has strong beliefs,” explained Hovick, “and as a minister he would say that vanity and pride are sinful. But waist training isn’t that. It’s just a new-fangled way of corseting. It’s been around for centuries and is a fashion and style trend. We’ve all seen it in movies and read about it in books. It doesn’t promote immoral behavior, and I’m not even going to talk about the abortion claim – I can’t even wrap myself around that.”

Is it really a “leap of faith” to believe that even ultra-liberal, left-leaning Hollywood would use celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose to promote its radical pro-choice agenda through the use of a foundation garment? Huckabee thinks it’s a reasonable conclusion to draw, and has never feared repercussions from the “progressive” media when it comes to “out of the mainstream” comments he’s made in the past:

• In a 2007 Republican presidential debate, Huckabee asked Mitt Romney “Don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?” He later apologized to Romney;
• In 2008, Huckabee remarked, “Whether we need to send somebody to Mars, I don’t know. But I’ll tell you what, if we do, I’ve got a few suggestions, and maybe Hillary could be on the first rocket to Mars;” and
• In February 2015, Huckabee equated homosexuality to drinking and swearing and also suggested that getting Christians to accept same-sex marriage would be “like asking someone who’s Jewish to start serving bacon-wrapped shrimp in their deli.”

Will Huckabee’s new controversial comments put a stranglehold on the hugely popular waist training movement? It seems unlikely.

“I can’t keep up with demand,” says shop owner Hovick. “This trend has hit a surge, and now, it’s very, very popular.” When pressed to comment on Huckabee’s pregnancy/abortion tie-in with waist training, Hovick tersely responded, “Women aren’t into hiding their bodies during pregnancy anymore like they were in the 1950s and 1960s, wearing those tent-like garments to conceal themselves, and no sensible woman would wear a restrictive corset while pregnant! The two issues are not related in any way. Waist training and corseting aren’t political or moral issues, they’re fashion trends – end of story!”

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Calabasas, Calif. – It was bound to happen. The Kim Kardashian / Kanye West PR machine, ramping up interest surrounding Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, has hitched its caboose onto the blockbuster (and mostly positive) publicity explosion covering former Olympic champion and reality star Bruce Jenner’s transition to Caitlyn Jenner.

The Kardashian/Kanye krowd says Kim wishes to honor her step-father by naming her new offspring “Bruce Caitlyn” if it’s a boy, or “Caitlyn Bruce” if it’s a girl, while those in the anti-Kardashian kamp say Kim’s miffed that Jenner’s gender reassignment news overshadowed Kim’s own announcement of her second pregnancy with rapper Kanye West – reportedly achieved through in-vitro fertilization.

Caitlyn Jenner was revealed to the world via a stunning Vanity Fair magazine cover and photo series, shot by American portrait photographer Annie Leibovitz, whereas Kim’s news was to be revealed on an episode of the reality series Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kim was set to break the ratings-generating news to her sister Khloe from her living room, in a totally unrehearsed scene occurring spontaneously during an upcoming taping of the 8-year-old E! Network show.

Bruce Jenner’s transition generally has been met with positive reaction from both corners of the political spectrum. Recent republican presidential nominee Rick Santorum remarked “If he says he’s a woman, then he’s a woman.” President Obama said, “It takes courage to share your story”, although Fox Business Channel reporter Dagen McDowell repeatedly referred to the former Olympian derisively with male pronouns, and Neil Cavuto likened the news to the fall of civilization: “Rome, final days,” he said, before asking, “what the hell is going on?”

Back on the family front, Kim’s sources deny any jealousy or competition for ratings or attention. “Kim is so proud of Caitlyn”, said a spokesperson, adding “the only problem Kim is wrestling with now is whether to follow Kardashian family tradition and spell ‘Caitlyn’ with a ‘K’ rather than with a ‘C!’ We’re all holding our breath in suspense just waiting to find out if there they’ll have another little K or another little C!”

TV host, singer, and actress Kathie Lee Gifford, longtime friend of the Jenner’s, summed up the general consensus: “I loved Bruce. I will learn to love Caitlyn.”

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The FDA, recently angered by an Instagram photo seemingly endorsing the morning sickness drug, Diclegis, have now fired additional shots at celebrity, Kim Kardashian, according to sources in Hollywood. The FDA asserts that the Instagram selfie featuring Kardashian holding a bottle of Diclegis contained text in the photo’s description that was “false and misleading” and the agency also claims that important information about the drug was omitted.

Food blogger Clara Goodman alleges that she has heard “rumors” that the FDA has now turned their crosshairs from Diclegis and pointed them at another Kim Kardashian endorsed product, Hype Energy Drink. “Kim Kardashian has been an ‘ambassador’ for Hype Energy for a while now. As recently as this summer, she was helping them gain a foothold in the United States,” explains Goodman. “From what I have heard, the FDA is now threatening to delay Hype’s move into the U.S. unless they drop Kim Kardashian as a spokeswoman for the brand.”

Goodman speculates that “someone at the FDA got really upset at that selfie” and this has become “quite personal”. It is interesting to note that so the other “brand ambassador” for Hype Energy’s United States product launch, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel, has not come under similar fire from the Food and Drug Administration.

“I really believe they’re going to pressure any other brand that falls under their auspices to not work with Ms. Kardashian”, says Goodman. “Talking to my friends in the industry, the gossip is that the FDA is going to start cracking down on how celebrities, athletes, and other public figures can endorse products. While the Diclegis post was meant to seem more ‘real’ than a straight up advertisement, tactics like that will most likely no longer be allowed. They (the FDA) feel they are doing this for the safety of the consumers, from what I understand.”

Considering the FDA has been investigating energy drinks for their overall safety to consumers for the past few years; Hype Energy will be navigating some rough seas if they do not choose to follow the alleged orders.

Kardashian’s spouse, rapper Kanye West, apparently learning nothing from the entire ordeal was reportedly quoted as saying, “I drink Hype Energy all of the time and it gives me a nice boost in the afternoon. I don’t know the big deal is, these drinks are healthy and are in no way harmful to anyone.” West then reportedly shrugged and posed for photographers with a can of the energy drink.

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